Houseplant Sativa Strain
May 22, 2020
Seth Rogen knows a lot about weed. He’s been smoking it daily for over 20 years, and has been advocating for cannabis normalization almost as long. If you’ve seen Pineapple Express, Knocked Up, or Superbad (alongside a bong rip, as is customary), you know that marijuana always makes a cameo when Seth Rogen and his business partner Evan Goldberg are involved.
Evan and Seth launched their Sativa, Indica and Hybrid Houseplant strains in Canada at the end of 2019. These strains are sold as non-specific, with the explanation that they represent everyday, all day strains to be enjoyed morning, noon and night. We can appreciate that goal, and agree we could smoke it all day long – but being genetics snobs, we wanted to know the strain!
Houseplant Sativa is Chemdawg, a cannabis community staple with a ripe history and pedigree. Weed culture oral history places the birth of Chemdawg in the parking lot of an early 90s Grateful Dead tour concert, where breeders ‘Wonkonobe’ and ‘PBud’ shared their favourite batch of ‘Dog Bud’ (named for the urge to roll over like a dog after smoking) with a diehard customer. He started hanging around throughout the tour, earning the nickname Chemdog for his love of the Dog Bud, and its’ chemical diesel terpene aroma.
After the tour, Wonkonobe sent Chemdog a few ounces of the flower which he bred into the original Chemdawg 91, along with two other phenotypes. Today Chemdawg is responsible for birthing notorious strains like OG Kush and Sour Diesel, and its famous intoxicating aroma is like strapping a lemon car freshener to your face while you pump some gas.
|Indica / Sativa||10% / 90%*|
“Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice o’ butter… melting on top of a big ol’ pile of flapjacks.” – Private Miller, Pineapple Express.
This sativa-dominant hybrid might bring you back to the first time you tried weed. Extremely potent, with a heavy diesel stink that might not wear out of your nose before hyper-awareness sets in. Sharpening the senses like a knife, Houseplant Sativa can be initially disorienting before settling in to a warm, conversational high. In the right setting, Chemdawg can lubricate social interactions and bake euphoria into the mundane, like running errands or a cardio workout.
We have a hard time shutting up after Houseplant Sativa, so keep it away from anyone you don’t want to hear from for awhile.
Houseplant in Smith Falls, Ontario
- Myrcene: 36%
- Caryophyllene: 26%
- Pinene: 18%
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